Anyone who knows me knows that I do not like vegetables and do not eat them. This has been a fundamental part of my character for decades. I am now more than 50 years old, and I am not going to change, no matter how dire the health warnings or how curious the looks may be. In recognition of my lifelong dislike for vegetables, I hereby declare this to be “Vegetable Week” on the Webnerhouse blog. I will try to provide some commentary on vegetables, why they suck, and why people should stand up and refuse to eat them, no matter how guilty health nazis try to make them feel about their food choices.
I suspect that many people share my disdain for vegetables, and believe, deep down, that vegetables look disgusting, smell bad, and taste worse. In hopes of ferreting out people’s true feelings about vegetables, I have instituted the first Webnerhouse poll: