My name is Penny. I am mad today.
I like getting into the forbidden areas, because they have the most good stuff. I figured out how to get into the best forbidden area of all. Then I could pull out the trash can, look inside, and always — always! — find something to eat. One time, there was a big part of pizza in there. I’m not kidding! That really happened! Now that was a good day.
Then one day the trash can was gone and this thing was there. I hate this thing! I know the good stuff is in there, but I can’t get inside. It is too slippery for my paw to pull out. When I knock into it with my head I can’t open it. I can still pull out the paper towels and boxes of trash bags from the forbidden area so other members of the pack can see how smart I am. That’s fun, but getting at something to eat is what is really important. And now I can’t, and it makes me mad.
I am hungry!