Things That Are More Enjoyable Than Watching The Browns

Things that are more enjoyable than watching the Browns:

Getting your tooth reduced to powder by a smoking, whining drill without novocaine

Getting kneed in the groin repeatedly by an angry circus clown

Sitting next to a screaming, bratty three-year-old for a transcontinental plane flight

Having sharp, red hot spikes driven into your eyes by a sledgehammer

Listening to unattended car alarms for hours while you try to deal with the worst hangover of your life.

Yeah, it’s like that.

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