Things that are more enjoyable than watching the Browns:
Getting your tooth reduced to powder by a smoking, whining drill without novocaine
Getting kneed in the groin repeatedly by an angry circus clown
Sitting next to a screaming, bratty three-year-old for a transcontinental plane flight
Having sharp, red hot spikes driven into your eyes by a sledgehammer
Listening to unattended car alarms for hours while you try to deal with the worst hangover of your life.
Yeah, it’s like that.