My name is Penny.
Sometimes the old boring guy will give me these white rocks. They aren’t like other rocks. For one thing, they are very cold. For another, you can eat them! That makes them the best rocks ever.
I really like the rocks because they are crunchy. The old boring guy slides them to me, and I chew them. They make a lot of noise when I bite them, and I like that, too. Then they break into tiny pieces. When I’m done the floor is always wet. The rocks must have water hidden in them, I guess.
The rocks taste good, but not as good as my food. And that reminds me — I’m hungry!