Tired of the mewling irritation of national politics? I sure am!
Return with me to a simpler time. A time when politicians campaigned in top hats. A time when votes could be had for the price of a few cigars or the completion of a few chores for Olive Oyl. A time when a candidate battling over votes could slug his opponent on the jaw and punch him through the engine block of a tractor.
I wish a few of our modern presidential candidates, whether from the Spinach Party or the Blutocratic Party, would use their pipes to suck down and chew on a bit more spinach.
Hugh Laurie and David Shore, the main creative forces behind the TV drama House, have announced that the series will end this year — after eight years of putting the acerbic, misanthropic Dr. Gregory House into every imaginable situation and seeing him solve every imaginable diagnostic problem.
House has been one of my favorite shows since it began. It’s still good, and it’s still one of the few shows that we automatically record on our DVR. I’ll be sorry when it ends, but I also understand and appreciate the decision to bring the series to closure. I hate watching favorite shows go inexorably downhill, sometimes to the point of embarrassment. If the actors and writers and producers conclude that the creative string has been played out, as apparently is the case with House, I’m inclined to trust their judgment.
With the announcement of the series’ end, the question now becomes — how will it end? There really haven’t been many great final episodes of TV shows, and often the final episode is awful. I hope that the House crew resist the temptation to tie up all the loose ends, bring back House’s ex-wife Stacy, Cameron, and Cuddy for final bows, and have House cure Wilson of cancer.
Whatever else may happen, let House be House — in all his brilliant, miserable, appalling glory — to the inevitably bitter end.
Some traditionalists objected to Nebraska joining the Big Ten. Would the Cornhuskers have been invited if Big Ten officials knew that the University has an embarrassing bedbug problem?
Officials at the University of Nebraska-Lincoln admit that they’ve found bedbugs in student rooms and common areas in four dorms. An article in the Lincoln Journal Star says the situation is “indicative of a growing wave of bedbugs in Lincoln.” The college is using a bedbug-sniffing dog to try to locate the critters.
To make matters worse, some students believe the University tried to cover up the bedbug problem. One intrepid student, after being bitten repeatedly on the neck by an apparently vampiric bedbug, captured one of the pests and took it to school officials — who promptly said it was dead. The students says her resident director instructed her to put a sign on her door saying that her room was being remodeled to explain her absence from the room while it was being cleaned of the bedbugs. The University denies that there was any attempted cover-up.
What?!? Bedbugs in Big Ten dorms? Hey, Nebraska — as the newbie in our conference, you need to understand that the esteemed institutions that make up the Big Ten have certain standards. Cockroaches, bad food, excessive noise, childish behavior, and generalized filth in dorms is one thing, but bedbugs is where we draw the line!