The winner? Canadian comedian Stewart Francis’ jibe: “You know who really gives kids a bad name? Posh and Becks.”
If, like me, you don’t know who the heck “Posh” and “Becks” are, you just don’t get this quip. With a little digging, however, you learn that “Becks” is British soccer star David Beckham and “Posh” is his wife, former Spice Girl Victoria Beckham, and that they have named their unfortunate children Brooklyn, Romeo, Cruz and Harper Seven — and suddenly you think that the one-liner is pretty funny.
Two other personal favorites from the top 10: Will Marsh’s comment that “I was raised as an only child, which really annoyed my sister” (number 3) and Chris Turner’s jest, “I’m good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet… I don’t know Y” (number 5).