What’s Michigan Week without a jump into Mirror Lake — the scenic little puddle that OSU students jump into every year before The Game against That Team Up North? Tonight’s the night for the traditional Mirror Lake Jump.
This year participants will have information their predecessors didn’t: OSU science students have tested Mirror Lake and determined that the waters are packed with microorganisms, animal dung, urine, sweat, and God knows what else.
Ah, what’s some garbage water between drunken friends, anyway? The important thing isn’t the risk of disease, it’s recognizing the need to Beat Michigan!