My name is Penny.
Yesterday my hunting turned up a promising item. It was brown, which is a good color for food. My food in the morning and night is brown. And it was in one of those shiny wrappers. Usually those shiny wrappers are put on good food. I’ve seen the old boring guy put this kind of thing in his mouth, too. So when I saw it on the counter, so I grabbed it.
When I bit it though, it wasn’t good food. It was dry and dusty and crumbled against my teeth. It tasted bitter, too. Yuck! So even though I was hungry, I didn’t eat it. That should tell you something about how bad it tasted. That’s the last time I ever take the old boring guy’s recommendation!
When the old boring guy got home and saw the brown thing, he was mad. I don’t know why. I left it for him, didn’t I?