Drive along virtually any road in rural Ohio, and you will see them everywhere: towering cornstalks, high as an elephant’s eye, dappled brown and tan and deep green in the warm autumn sunshine. It’s harvest time in Ohio.
Some time ago I mentioned the fabled Washington, D.C. tale about laying off the elevator operator of the Washington Monument. If funding was cut for the Department of Interior, the tale went, the elevator operator would top the layoff list — the reasoning being that inconvenienced tourists would apply pressure to restore the funding so they could ride in comfort to the top of the towering obelisk at the center of the National Mall.
With the recent partial government shutdown, the bureaucrats apparently went one step farther. They closed the open memorials along the Washington, D.C. National Mall, including the vast World War II Memorial. It’s not entirely clear why these open-air memorials would need to be closed; the stated reason was that the National Park Service was worried about the security of the memorials and the safety of visitors without the normal staff there. So, some apparently essential employees had to erect physical barricades to keep people out who would otherwise be able to walk freely through the memorials, without the assistance of federal employees.
Then, groups of veterans appeared — World War II veterans, and Korean War veterans, and their families. Elderly men in wheelchairs and using canes, they had traveled far to pay tribute and remember their service to their country, only to be denied entry by the barricades and signs. After they were initially rebuffed, someone moved the barricades and the veterans poured through, to recall their service and lay the wreaths in honor of their fallen comrades, without any security or safety issues.
It was an embarrassing incident for our federal government, and it showed that the elevator operator theory only works when the federal funding reason for the inconvenience seems plausible. When open air memorials are unnecessarily barricaded, and aged, stooped veterans wearing their medals and insignia are denied entry to war memorials that were built to honor their service, the elevator operator theory suddenly doesn’t seem like such a good idea, does it?