My name is Penny.
It’s this white thing. Boy, I hate this thing. Sometimes the Leader sticks it in my ear, and it squirts. It feels so weird in there! I just hate it, hate it, hate it.
So, I watch to see when the Leader brings out the white thing. Sometimes, when I am trying to get her to feed me early because I am hungry, or when the Leader isn’t paying attention to me and I am jumping up on her, the Leader will get the white thing. When she does, I head in the opposite direction. I’d rather wait to eat than have to feel the white squirty thing in my ear.
Sorry, Leader! You have to get up pretty early to outsmart Penny.