Donald Trump will say something stupid, and Hillary Clinton will say something that makes you wonder if she isn’t really a robot.
LinkedIn and Twitter will send you daily emails, trying desperately and with mind-numbing persistence to get you to follow more people and update your profiles.
At least once in every NFL game, a player will get an apparent concussion or season-ending injury.
And if you put a shiny dog food bowl of warm chips and cups of salsa in front of me, I will be unable to resist gobbling down every crunchy and spicy bite.
I honestly think I could eat my weight in chips and salsa.