Richard has a good story in the San Antonio Express-News about a cheap scam that is plaguing San Antonio hotels. It involves people sneaking into the establishments, slipping fliers for local pizza under the doors of hotel guest rooms, and then when hungry and unsuspecting visitors order a pie, they frequently get inedible crap. Richard did some digging, found some people who were victimized by the scheme, and even got to try one of the awful pizzas — which look terrible — in the process.
Only a real crook would make a scam out of pizza. Why, that’s unAmerican!