Anybody who has been to a big business conference has seen this: the little dish of wholly generic hard candy. It’s not butterscotch, it’s not mints. Instead, it’s some kind of unbrand offering, of indeterminate flavor — is the pink option watermelon? — and always positioned next to the water pitcher. Does anyone really eat this stuff? Does it get recycled from conference to conference? If so, it was probably originally purchased in, say, 1990.
I’m in Atlanta for meetings today. During the wee hours I got up to use the hotel room bathroom, and after I was finished I decided to check the time on the clock radio next to the bed.
It read: 6:20.
Wait, 6:20? Crap, I’ve overslept!
So I got up and turned on the lights and began doing the work I needed to do before my meetings started, dealing with that jagged surge of adrenalin that you feel when you realize you’ve overslept. I started reading and answering emails on my iPhone, and then I noticed the time indicated on my phone — which was 4:20. Huh? I then went to my tablet as the tiebreaker, and it read 4:20, too.
So somebody had messed with the hotel room clock, moving it two hours ahead. Why would somebody do that? The only thing I can think of is that they thought it would be a funny, mean prank to give an unpleasant jolt to an unsuspecting traveler who was checking the time in the morning — because that’s the only time you look at a clock in a hotel room.
What kind of stupid, inconsiderate jerk would do such a thing? I’m guessing it was a Trump voter.