In Celebration Of Orange Muscle

Those fluttering signs flapping in the brisk breeze, which mark the spots to catch buses to event venues, mean that The Arnold — aka The Arnold Schwarzenegger Health and Fitness exposition — is back in town this weekend. And that means Columbus will be the Land of the Giants for a few days, and filled with bulky, often spray-tanned people who make the rest of us feel pulpy, puny, pale and pathetic.

Seriously, The Arnold is great for our city. We’re glad they’re here!