I ran across this article from the Washington Post about how people who live in places like New York City, San Francisco, and Los Angeles are looking to relocate to “secondary cities.” One of the “secondary cities” that these people are looking at is Columbus, Ohio; others on the list include Nashville, Atlanta, Austin, Texas, and Portland, Oregon.
You see, according to the article coastal big city dwellers are discovering, to their apparent astonishment, that you can actually live a pretty nice life in places like Columbus. Hey — decent housing is actually affordable in Columbus and other “secondary cities”! And you know what? There are things to do in Columbus, too! There are good jobs here! There are actually some pretty decent restaurants in Columbus, and craft breweries, and parks, and cool neighborhoods, too! And here’s the biggest surprise of all: the people who live here aren’t like the filthy toothless hillbillies prowling the woods in Deliverance, either!
It seems like every few months there’s a news article in the New York Times, or the Los Angeles Times, or one of the other big city newspapers about how places like Columbus and Nashville and Austin are unknown gems that New Yorkers and Angelenos are just starting to discover and appreciate. We put up with the articles, but I have to object to the phrase “secondary city.” Sure, it’s nicely alliterative, but of course it’s dismissive in that mildly sneering east coast/west coast way.
“Secondary cities”? Secondary to what? Cities where you have to fight through gridlocked traffic every day? Cities where you have to pay thousands of dollars every month for an apartment the size of a broom closet? Cities where legions of homeless people are camping out on city streets and flea-borne typhus outbreaks are occurring? Cities where crime and murder rates are serious problems? Cities where taxes are crushingly high? Cities where the other residents have an arrogant attitude that resonates through everything they do?
No, I don’t think places like Columbus or Indianapolis or Nashville are “secondary cities.” We’re right up there at the top in terms of economic growth, standard of living, and quality of life. If people from the coasts haven’t realized that by now, that’s their problem — not ours. And if they want to move to Columbus they’ll of course be welcomed, because that’s the kind of friendly, open place we are. But please: leave the “secondary cities” ‘tude behind, will you?