We’ve got a pretty big game to be played in Columbus, Ohio today. On this rainy Saturday, the Ohio State Buckeyes and the Michigan Wolverines line up again for the best rivalry game in all of sports.
Normally I would set up the DVR function on our TV and record this year’s version of The Game. I’m not going to do so this year, however, because every time I have recorded the Buckeyes they’ve played horribly. On the other hand, when I haven’t tried to record them, they’ve played well. Given that track record, the proper course of conduct is clear.
It’s embarrassing to admit it, but I’m a firm believer in jinxes. Of course, it’s ludicrously far-fetched to think that the activities of an old guy far away from Ohio Stadium could possibly have an impact on a football game — but then we’ve all heard of the butterfly effect. Maybe the mere act of setting up a recording disturbs the ether and karma just enough to affect how Ohio State plays. Who knows how these things work? I just know I’m not going to take a chance on upsetting the mystic balance and feeling like I’m responsible for another less-than-stellar performance. If not recording The Game somehow gives Ohio State a minute advantage, that’s good enough for me.
I’m guessing I’m not alone in this sentiment. All across Buckeye Nation, fans of the Scarlet and Gray are donning lucky apparel and avoiding activities that seem to be somehow associated with failure. Of course, fans of TTUN are no doubt doing the same thing, and fervently hoping that their individual activities will produce a win. With two devoted fan bases each working to promote maximum luck and good fortune and avoid the dreaded jinx, who knows how the balance will tip?
Either way, there’s no recording of the game today. Go Bucks!