On my flight from Phoenix to Columbus Tuesday, I looked around at my fellow passengers and noticed a lot of them were unusually bulky and appallingly fit.
The implication was inescapable: the annual Arnold Schwarzenegger Sports Festival is back in town. And, without a conscious thought, I immediately sucked in my gut (at least, to the extent my aging, sagging frame permitted) and stuck my chin out in hopes that it would reduce the obvious wattles in the neck area. And as I left the plane after a long flight, and saw muscular men and women lugging their tote bags and wearing their ultra-tight clothing that accentuated the strain of every conceivable muscle that exists on the human body, I tried to walk especially straight and keep those glutes as tight was possible — which admittedly was still pretty flabby. By the time I got to my car I was sore all over.
That’s really the only downside of The Arnold for those of us who live in Columbus. It’s a great weekend for tourism in our city, the hotels and restaurants do a land-office business — don’t try to get a steak this weekend, for instance — and there are people taking shuttles and walking all over downtown. It’s one of the top tourism weekends for Ohio’s capital city.
But, in reality, most of us look pretty puny and paunchy compared to the contestants in The Arnold. That means it’s a gut-suck weekend, Columbusites!