You’re trying to decide what to put at the foot of your Florida driveway to greet visitors pulling in. Do you go with a manatee sculpture, or perhaps a colorful stingray or school of fish or a shell mosaic?
Nah! You go instead with a creepy clown head attached to the concrete body of a religious figure. That way, you’ll create an unforgettably disturbing image that will forever burn itself into the immortal soul of every visitor.
It’s not what you would call welcoming. Of course, that may be the point.