Chips And Salsa

Even in today’s fast-paced, ever-changing world, there are some immutable truths:

Donald Trump will say something stupid, and Hillary Clinton will say something that makes you wonder if she isn’t really a robot.

LinkedIn and Twitter will send you daily emails, trying desperately and with mind-numbing persistence to get you to follow more people and update your profiles.

At least once in every NFL game, a player will get an apparent concussion or season-ending injury.

And if you put a shiny dog food bowl of warm chips and cups of salsa in front of me, I will be unable to resist gobbling down every crunchy and spicy bite.

I honestly think I could eat my weight in chips and salsa.