My name is Penny.
I’ve always gone au naturel. I figure the rest of the pack is entitled to see me in all my glory as I stretch out on the carpet, and I don’t want to be hindered by any dumb clothing when I go outside to do my business, either.
Kasey is different. She is just a little, shivery dog. When the weather is cold she hates to go outside. The cold doesn’t bother me, but Kasey starts trembling in the cold air like a dog in an earthquake.
The Leader noticed this. The Leader always does. So the Leader went and got Kasey a coat, just like the ones the Leader and the old boring guy wear when they go outside during the winter. Kasey likes it, and it seems to keep her warm. At least, she doesn’t shiver as much as she used to.
I’m happy for Kasey, but that doesn’t mean I want to start wearing clothes. I look good just the way I am, and when I go outside in the buff it stimulates my appetite. Which reminds me — I am hungry!