Dear President Obama and Members of Congress,
Could you please talk to your chauffeurs about the price of gas? I know that you probably don’t drive or gas up your own vehicles, but your handlers and advisers and staffers just might, and therefore might know what I’m talking about.
The price of gas is spiking. Here in Ohio, the average price per gallon increased 20 cents last week, and the price continues to climb rapidly. This week, on my drive to Cleveland, a three-quarter tank fill-up cost more than $60. Just to make sure you understand, that is not a good thing. $60 is a lot of money. If you have a job that requires you to drive a lot, as many of us do, higher gas prices suck. As you’re driving, watching the fuel gauge drift down, you feel like you’re sitting on that sharp gas price spike, if you catch my drift.
Please don’t tell us nothing can be done about it right now, because drilling for oil in America wouldn’t affect prices in the short term. Incidentally, why does that rationale only get used to avoid developing our natural resources, and never when we are talking about things like building commuter rail lines that wouldn’t be ready for years? In any case, no one expects you to snap your fingers and lower prices immediately. We do know, however, that the law of supply and demand works, and if we collect the oil and gas within our borders it will result in lower prices than would otherwise exist. We just want you to stop flapping your gums and get off your duffs and do something to avoid the likelihood that we’ll be dealing with $6.00 or $7.00 or $8.00 a gallon gas for the indefinite future.
Speaking of commuter rail, please don’t lecture us about public transportation. Out here in the Midwest, we don’t have the luxury of subsidized Amtrak trains as a travel option, and most of us who need to drive can’t plan our business trips around bus schedules. You need to accept and embrace the fact that ours is a country of car owners and drivers, and we need gas. Welcome to reality!
So please, figure out how to get our oil and gas out of the ground and into our tanks, and to do so in a way that is environmentally sensitive. If you can’t do that, we’ll find somebody who can. If that happens, perhaps you can experience firsthand the joys of crushingly expensive gas as you are driving to your cushy lobbying job or your next lucrative speaking engagement.
Sincerely, the American Commuter