This morning we had one of those dreaded early morning snow storms. I pulled on my clodhopper shoes with the deep treads, cinched tight my scarf, donned my wool hat, and set out into the cold morning for my walk to work as the snowflakes pelted down.
About 20 minutes later — pretty much the standard time — I arrived at the office, face ruddy from the walk. As time passed I dimly became aware that other people were struggling to make it to work. When I heard a co-worker bemoan her two-hour commute, I realized that by walking I had dodged a bullet in the form of a rush-hour snow storm.
I hate to admit it, but I felt kind of good when I heard other people at the office tell their commuting horror stories. It legitimized our decision to move to German Village in the first place, because part of the motivation for the move was to avoid the ball-busting weather-delayed drives. I wouldn’t quite describe my reaction as schadenfreude — because I wasn’t exactly reveling in the misfortune of others — but it was similar, because I was feeling good about the action we had taken to avoid experiencing such misfortune myself.
Have you ever been driving, noticed one of your fellow motorists driving like a jerk, and wished there was a police officer there at that instant to catch them?
I witnessed that very scenario this morning, and I felt a sense of deep satisfaction.
I was humping along on I-670, heading into downtown during rush hour. Ahead of me and one lane over an Ohio highway patrol car was part of the normal traffic flow. Suddenly in the rear-view mirror I saw a guy in an overcharged pick-up truck weaving from lane to lane and speeding. I figured he would see the patrol car and slow down — but he was so intent on reveling in his testosterone fix that he kept on, stupidly passed the patrol car on the right, and even sped up as he did so.
I think it’s safe to say that, at that point, every other car on the road was hoping that the patrolman would do his duty and catch the jerk. Many fists undoubtedly were pumped when the officer turned on his lights, lit out after the reckless driver, and pulled him over. I gave him a wave as I passed by.
Anybody who is so inattentive to their surroundings that they don’t notice a police car as they go speeding by deserves what they get.