The Penny Chronicles

My name is Penny.

Last night the other members of the pack were talking about dogs that bite.  Some study in New York found that the dogs most likely to bite were pit bulls and rotweilers.  No surprise there!  Those guys are just mean.  They live to fight, and bite.  I feel sorry for them.  They obviously don’t understand the joy of gulping down a good meal or taking a nap in the warm sun.  If they did, they wouldn’t be so darned mad all the time.

The dogs that were next most likely to bite were shih tzus, chihuahuas, and poodles.  No surprise there, either!  Every dog knows that those poor guys act macho to make up for their shrimpiness or the fact that they are constantly getting combed or coiffed or treated in some kind of really embarrassing way.  Any dog would rather roll in poop than have someone put a bow in their hair or keep them in a purse.  The shih tzus and chihuahuas try to compensate for their humiliating condition with a chomp or two.  It’s sad, but predictable.

I don’t see the point in biting.  They only thing I want to bite is my dinner.