If you live in Columbus, go on the Green Meanie website, find out where it’s going to be over the next few days, and see if they are going be be serving their Shiznite sandwich. If they are, do yourself a favor — take some time, drive to wherever they are going to be, and have the Shiznite. It is that good.
According to the hand-lettered menu, the Shiznite is a panko-crusted dirty water hot dog on a New England roll with jalapeno cream cheese. It is then topped with thick chopped bacon, avocado, onions, diced tomato, scallions, and cilantro, and drizzled with this butt-kicking shiznite sauce. I tried it during the Ohioana Book Festival today — more on that tomorrow — and it was spectacular. I don’t even like half of these ingredients, and I consumed the entire sandwich with relish, licked my fingers, and enjoyed every instant of the experience. Seriously, the Shiznite is one of the best sandwiches I’ve ever had.