The Doc Next Door knows I like sour beers, so when he and Mrs. Doc came over for a visit last night, he brought along four assorted sours he picked up at the Pretentious Barrel House. The bottles are a bit pretentious, I suppose — they hold 8.45 ounces and are shaped like tiny champagne bottles — and with handles like Grandiloquent and Magnanimous the beer names are, too. But the beers really aren’t. The Grandiloquent, which I enjoyed last night, was a great, mouth-puckering, as sour as sour can be effort, and today’s Magnanimous is a bit fuller-bodied and less tooth-curdling . . . the perfect beer to sip and savor along with Tiger Woods’ improbable Masters triumph.
Pretentious? I’ve never thought of making tasty beer as pretentious, but who am I to argue with brewers who produce these kinds of results?
In America, spitting is frowned upon, unless you are in the dentist’s chair and have just been handed a cup of mouthwash or are participating in a watermelon-eating contest. My grandmother called spitting a “filthy habit.” It is flatly contrary to the rules of etiquette and the norms of polite society. Still, people keep doing it. Earlier this year, for example, Tiger Woods was ripped by commentators and viewers, and then fined, for spitting on the golf course, and he later apologized for his “inconsiderate” behavior.
I think people keep spitting because our mouths are a very effective spit-ejection device, and spitting actually feels pretty good. Your mouth and tongue taste foul and rank and then, suddenly, they don’t anymore. In some cultures, spitting is much more common, and in others spitting is considered to be a way to ward off the “Evil Eye” and evil spirits. (Apparently evil spirits have very tender sensibilities about the act of returning moisture to the environment.) There is an innate, childlike pleasure in spitting, too. You feel the exquisite, gathering heaviness of the saliva swirling on your tongue before you are ready to launch. You can go for distance or work on accuracy. And you know it’s naughty, bad boy behavior — which just makes it a bit more fun.
I’m not suggesting that people should spit on or at each other, or go around spitting on public streets as a matter of routine. I’m just saying that, in the right place and at the right time, there is nothing quite so satisfying as a good spit.
I typically watch Fox News Sunday before I go to church to get a conservative point of view and I was somewhat surprised when I heard Brit Hume make the following sports prediction for 2010 during last weeks show. Does this bother anyone other than me ? I mean don’t get me wrong I’m not losing any sleep over it, but ….
As I just mentioned in the prior diversity quiz (Think Global) 67 out of 100 people in the world are non-Christian so why would Tiger’s conversion to Christianity be a great example to the world ? I just don’t understand why others seem to feel they need to give advice on religion. I always struggle with this as a person because I feel that a person’s religion or religious affiliation or non-affiliation to any religion should be their own business. Thoughts anyone ?