Columbus has a new statue, and it’s a whopper.
Yesterday — with the Arnold Sports Festival in full swing — the City dedicated this colossal rendering of Arnold Schwarzenegger. It’s located outside the Veterans’ Memorial Auditorium, where many of the Arnold events are held, just across the river from downtown Columbus.
The statue is a depiction of Arnold in his full Mr. Olympia glory — huge fists clenched, muscles bulging, rope-like veins popping everywhere, face set in impassive concentration, in the pose that Arnold made famous. It is somewhat larger than life, although still smaller than the statue of Christopher Columbus in front of City Hall. I suppose that’s only appropriate, although if you took a vote of the people who are in Columbus right now, Arnold would easily outpoll Chris for the top spot in the Most Titanic Figure contest.
The statue has a pretty good likeness of Arnold’s face, which is why it inevitably brings to mind — uncomfortably, in my book — the Terminator movies. I look at the statue and expect the metallic Arnold to turn his head slowly, focus with a red mechanical eye, then step off the pedestal and begin slaughtering the masses in his search for Sarah Connor.
Awesome.
They should have put some kind of touch sensitive speaker underneath so that every time you touched the statue, the speaker played a line from his movies.
“Get to da choppah!”
“Who is your daddy, and what does he do?”
“Come wit me if you want to live”
Thanks for sharing! 🙂
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