Yesterday I went in for a haircut. I call it that, but it’s really a lot more — in addition to the clipping and trimming and snipping, my appointment features a scalp and neck massage, beard and eyebrow trim, shampoo, and “mini facial.” From soup to nuts, it’s about a 50-minute process.
As my stylist was working away, she sheepishly noted that she had been promoted to director status. After I quickly congratulated her on her well-deserved recognition, she added that the change in her status would mean the cost of my appointments would be going up — by $10, in fact. From now on, I’ll be shelling out $47 a pop for the stylings. She wanted to let me know because she recognizes that some price-sensitive people might not be willing to pay the increased price.
I won’t be one of those folks, and it didn’t take me even a split-second to make that decision. Sure, $47 is a lot of money, and I’m certain my father or grandfather — both of whom, admittedly, were follically challenged — would marvel at the notion of paying anywhere close to that amount for a haircut. And for years, I would have had exactly the same reaction. But after going to whatever chain offered cheap cuts by anonymous barbers, and getting some embarrassingly bad haircuts as a result, I began to assign more value to the appearance of my head. And I also thought it made sense to find someone I could trust to deftly manage scissors that would be brought within an eyelash of my face, eyes, nose, and ears. I’ve been going to the same stylist for years now, she knows me and my cowlick and the rest of my hair, she always does a great job, and she’s earned my absolute trust. I’ll happily pay $10 more for that.
As I said, 47 bucks is a lot to pay for a haircut, but I guess it all depends on how you look at things. Even at $47, her men’s haircut will cost less than the standard women’s appointment, which evidently takes over than an hour and sounds like more of an ordeal than a simple styling. I have an appointment every five to six weeks, which means I’ve got a save up a bit more than a dollar a day for the styling treatment. And according to Google the average human head has about 100,000 hair follicles, which means I’ll be paying precisely $.00047 per follicle for future appointments. Viewed in that light, I’m practically paying nothing!