My name is Penny.
Every once in a while I see one of these things on the counter. When that happens, I get very excited! I jump up, put my paws on the counter, and knock it off and take it to where I can give it a good chew.
These are great things to chew! They are brittle and small, and with my jaws and teeth I break them easily. They snap and crackle and crunch, and it makes me realize I am a powerful dog. That feels good! I bite and chew and munch, and soon the basket is a splintered, slobbery mess. I look at it, and I realize my work is done.
But then the real fun begins. The old boring guy finds it, and boy does he get mad! He says bad words and gets down on his hands and knees and picks up every little stick and piece of slobbery wood. Ha, ha! Time for the old boring guy to get some exercise!