Columbus has a lot to be proud about. It’s the state capital, it’s the home to one of the nation’s largest, and finest, universities as well as a number of Fortune 500 companies, and it is one of the few growing cities in the Midwest. Now we can also proudly say that we are home to a kid who played video games for at least four straight days and had to be hospitalized for dehydration as a result.
What a tribute to the family values, careful parenting, and common sense that have made our city such a fine place to live! Fifteen-year-old Tyler Rigby locked himself into his room for four days to engage in a Modern Warfare 3 marathon, leaving his room only to use the bathroom and eat. Eventually he left his room and collapsed due to dehydration. His mother — who apparently didn’t do anything to stop Tyler’s ludicrous video game marathon — said she was worried he was going to die. Fortunately, he’s been filled with fluids and is expected to be okay.
Yes, it’s a proud day for Columbus, and for attentive parents everywhere.
Although we sometimes might think so, America doesn’t have an exclusive franchise on nuts and their weird activities. You can find evidence of the loony element in humanity across the globe.
Consider the fact that, in northern Italy, a winery makes and sells vintages with labels featuring Hitler on the label. A couple from America found the wine being sold in a grocery store in Garda, Italy and reported it to the authorities. Local prosecutors reacting to the report have opened an inquiry, but one prosecutor noted that the only possible crime that could have been committed through the sale of “Fuhrerwein” was the crime of “apologizing for fascism” — because Italy made “apologizing for fascism” a crime in 1952.
So, a winery bottles and distributes what is undoubtedly their worst vintage in bottles with Hitler’s pictures, no doubt hoping that they can sell the swill to fascist sympathizers or tourists who will buy the bottles and take them home to show friends as odd curiosities. The grocery store owner, for his part, says he views the wine as some kind of historical artifact and stocks it, even though he doesn’t sell much, so that people will remember the bad things that Hitler did. Sure! The wine probably is stored in the “dictators and genocidal maniacs” aisle of the store, near the Mao Zedong popcorn and the Josef Stalin laundry detergent.
And, perhaps strangest of all, we learn that Italy made apologizing for fascism a crime in 1952. Perhaps if it weren’t illegal to remember the horrors that were produced by fascist ideology, and express regret and ask forgiveness for them, Italians would have a better understanding of the idiocy and offensiveness of peddling consumer products with Hitler’s image in the first place.