We’ve been having some severe summer weather in Columbus recently. It’s an annual summer occurrence: thunderstorms rumble through, the sky darkens to a pitch-black color, the clouds grumble and flash as if the gods were bowling, and then heavy rain follows. In many of the storms, the rain is the “big, fat” rain that Forrest Gump mentioned in his description of Vietnam–drops so huge that they seem as big as softballs.
But you know you’ve been in a whopper of a storm when, as has happened in Columbus recently, hail is part of the mix. If you’re inside, hail has a unique pelting, rattling sound as it strikes outer walls and rooftops, but if you’re outside–say, a kid playing baseball–you cover your head and run like crazy to the nearest shelter until those frozen pellets stop hurtling down. Gene Kelly might have sung about being in the rain and Bing Crosby might have sung about snow, but nobody sings about being in the hail. It hurts and, I can assure you, the novelty of being bombarded by ice pellets quickly wears off. Cars and rooftops aren’t fond of it, either.
The only positive about a summer hailstorm is that it typically cools things off, which is always welcome during the summer. But the heat returns, and every summer, so do the occasional bouts with hail. It’s just part of the glory of the Midwest.